Names and bein’ a kid
With thanks to Baby Roadies for the idea, here are the 10 worst names for our soon-to-arrive child based on Chicago streets:
- Wacker Tolva
- Hubbard Tolva
- Elston Tolva
- Irving Park Tolva
- Lawrence Tolva
- Damen Tolva
- 31st Street Tolva
- Randolph Tolva
- Fairbanks Tolva
- Sangamon Tolva
And the 10 best:
- Superior Tolva
- Sedgewick Tolva
- Ogden Tolva
- Locust Tolva
- Balbo Tolva
- Racine Tolva
- Archer Tolva
- Bryn Mawr Tolva
- Grand Tolva
- Weed Tolva
And with thanks to Solider Ant here are 10 things that “make me feel like a bright-eyed little kid again”:
- Dunkin’ Donuts vanilla long johns
- Organizing space-theme LEGO minifigs into battalions
- Playing organ notes with the foot pedals
- The Superfriends
- Cassette tape dubbing
- Playing short-ball “tennis” on the driveway
- Choose Your Own Adventure
- The Magikist Lips
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Playing with my own kids
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Oh, and.. FWIW.. I kinda like ‘Hubbard Tolva.’ Unless it’s a girl. Cause.. you know. When she’s older, and has kids of her own.
That’s a pretty week choice between the best and worst road names. Maybe you should expand your search to the burbs…
Yeah, they’re going to call him “Wacker” anyway, so you might as well make it stick. 😉
And I can’t beleive no one suggested Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard Tolva or Lake Shore Drive Tolva.