The Force is strong with this one
Hmmm, could be my son is watching too much Star Wars.
Today he was sternly reprimanded for smacking his little brother in the face while he demonstrated his light saber tactics.
Later, while crapping, he noted that his staccato farting sounded like laser blasts.
Then, he announced that he needed to go to Alabama because his imaginary friend’s sister Janey was being attacked by AT-AT Imperial Walkers there. (The fact that he knows Alabama being the most troubling part of that exchange.)
Back to Mary Poppins?