Security perverts
An open letter to depraved male travelers who are titillated by security procedures at airports:
Sirs, I know you travel a lot. Travel is tough. Long days and nights away from your significant other. This is understood and I empathize. But this does not give you the right to turn the airport security checkpoint into a private fantasy.
Here are some tips:
- Partial disrobing in proximity to a woman doing the same does not constitute foreplay.
- The woman in front of you definitely does not find it funny or novel when you snicker "Any more clothes into the bin and this would be R rated!"
- Barefoot does not mean nude.
- There is nothing you could possibly want to see going on behind that curtain there. Just move on.
- A blouse is not an overgarment so settle down there, Sparky.
- You may not choose who gives you a patdown. Also, there is no patdown with release.
If you absolutely need your fix of TSA-inspired turn-on, I recommend the Internet. I am quite certain there is a niche fetish forum devoted to this sort of thing.
Thank you for your understanding.
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Posted on March 27, 2007 to the category called Travel .
Comments
Um.. weren't you traveling with the wife recently? I'm hoping this post wasn't inspired by some punch-worthy infractions.
Posted by: Bryce at March 27, 2007 1:40 PM
