Things I have learned in the last 24 hours (exactly)
(1) A run to the Chicago lakefront is made easier if you’re chasing the chance to see the sun rise.
(2) The astronomical cost of jet fuel costs does in fact hurt the customer. My flight only had decaf on board. (The end is nigh.)
(3) A blonde white girl singing country music at Amateur Night at the Apollo Theater in Harlem stands not a chance in hell.
(4) Urologists don’t exactly know what the prostate does, other than supply a small fraction of coagulum for the ejaculate.