Set trimmers to kill
Buzzed my hair down to the scalp today. Up yours male pattern baldness!
Update: Best comments on new buzz:
“Did you get lice in Russia?”
“Overclocked brains require better heatsinks, right?”
“Your back hair is now officially longer than your head hair.”
Hi, I’m John Tolva!
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I can validate this science.
"From these experiments, we can take typeface as an important aesthetic element to understand cities. Apart from its artistic influence on our urban city, it also correlates significantly with amenity types, household incomes and other socio-economic characteristics."
"Each of these grids scales information, whether domestic, geographic, musical, or textual, and on behalf of its user, by turns a bureaucracy, an empire, a church, and the emerging merchant class."
In her comparative study of fallen empires, Jacobs identifies common early indicators of decline: “cultural xenophobia,” “self-imposed isolation,” and “a shift from faith in logos, reason, with its future-oriented spirit … to mythos, meaning conservatism that looks backwards to fundamentalist beliefs for guidance and a worldview.”
“We're all just going forward, backward, on and off.”
A font made from gerrymandered congressional districts.
Audio engineer on a coral reef = my dream job.
You Had One Job → "Best Christmas tree ornament ever."
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