If I were in to garden gnomes
This is what I’d have.
I need to start a new category called Found On The Walk To The L.
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Views From The Tank
Clowns at the circus
Gravid With Decay
Short recommendations, reviews, and cautionary tales about horror in fiction (mostly movies). Read through the archives and subscribe here.
Marginalia
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Dan makes me nostalgic for Twitter 2007-2013.
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Incredible instrument made from two Commodore 64s, floppy disks, tape and a giant dose of nerdery.
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‘Oh, that’s tennis for non-athletes.'
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Answer: barely, with a few modifications.
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Some behind-the-scenes of my work life.
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The All Iowa Lawn Tennis Club!
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"Hell's Aquarium"
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"Before we rolled out through the gate, I’d tell myself that I didn’t need to worry, because I was already dead. The only thing that mattered was that I did my best to make sure everyone else came back alive."
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"The problem wasn’t that Sisyphus had to roll his boulder up a hill forever; it’s that he had to roll it alone."
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Same with me, clowns, same with me.
If that thing isn’t chained down I give it about 12 hours on the streets of Chicago.