A new word, a product idea, a hygiene request
mel·o·gram·mat·ic adj.
The deliberate, ostentatious use of non-standard grammar online to make it seem like you’re hip and casual but also smart enough to know better.
Idea: create Band-Aid type bandages that are pre-printed with arm or leg hairs on them, allowing a more seamless blending with the furrier individual.
Do beard trimmers with the little vacuum attachment actually work?
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Recently this blog (and my Flickr account) turned 20 years old, forever in Internet years. I went back through it all, retracing digital footprints made on what feels like a different planet. Here are some highlights.
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I like the band aid idea! For more realism make the band aid double sided-sticky, place on arm, tear up hair, flip and adhere band aid. You’ve got natural-looking hair coverage, and you were gonna lose that hair anyway!
Wow, what an idea! Ouch, but wow!